Drunks

Just because you wear nice clothes when you drink

doesn’t mean you aren’t a classless, drunk.

All drunks need an excuse to look the part.

There’s no better way than to dress like you are going to the prom

while you sip your PBR and smile in the mirror.

That way, when you glance down at your watch,

and you remember that you forgot your mother’s birthday

again,

you can say,

“It’s okay… Look at my finely crafted outfit. I am high-class.”

Fuck you.

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~ by Shawn M. Young on May 31, 2014.

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